Steven, my buddy, my old best friend We sang together in our 2-man band We were inseparable since high school Until you went and broke the cardinal rule
You knew just how much I loved Gina There was nothing that would come between us We broke up, and you know I was pissed And finding out you slept with her just sent me to the therapist (I wanna cut my wrists and hang myself)
Damn Steven You broke the cardinal rule Don’t ever touch your best friend’s girl Even if they broke up, even if it’s been 15 months It’s still way uncool To break the cardinal rule
Gina my lover, my former lover I thought there’d never be another We were inseparable since high school Until we broke up and you broke the cardinal rule
You knew that Steven and I were so tight There’s only one way we could get in a fight So you stepped on my heart, threw it on the floor You screwed Steven, and screwing best friends makes you a whore
Damn Gina You broke the cardinal decree Don’t do my best friend after you did me It’s giving me a complex, that you and him have had sex Oh girl can’t you see You broke the cardinal decree
Hey Gina I looked up your best friend Sarah last week She’s still a little cuter cause she doesn’t have those warts on her feet Hey Steven if I’m not mistaken Sarah used to be the girl you were datin’
As a matter of fact I think you’d call her your “ex” Well Steve and Gina FYI, me and Sarah had sex Yeah we just had sex
Damn Steven I broke the cardinal rule But it’s ok because you did it too An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth You sneaky bastard, you banged my ex, so I had to bang yours too
Damn Gina I broke the cardinal decree Every worst fear that you had about me I hooked up with your best friend, but you did it first you see Payback’s a bitch, but so are you and Steve